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You’ll laugh out loud at these…

May 9, 2008 By: Amy Trager1 Comment

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mom, why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties.Mine say five to six.”

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, “I don’t know what’ll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?”

One particular Sunday sermon…
“Dear Lord,” the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.”Without you, we are but dust.” He would have continued but at that moment a small girl (who was listening) asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “Mom, what is butt dust?

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  1. Flssgrl says

    May 9, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    Those are cute …my favorite is the Sunday Service…I am always slightly on edge during church as my kids have both piped up with some loud but cute sayings.

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